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How to Get a Promotion

When Your Boss is Trying to Kill You
How to Get a Promotion When Your Boss Is Trying to Kill You book cover

"Hilarious and captivating, How to Get a Promotion When Your Boss is Trying to Kill You is a must read for 2018. You won't want to stop reading about the clerk's quirky quests that he hopes will lead to a promotion."


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Joseph's Story

Joseph Patrick Pascale writes fiction varying in size from incredibly short to novel-length. His microfiction has been included in journals that publish via Twitter, and anthologized in On a Narrow Windowsill: Fiction and Poetry Folded Onto Twitter. 


Joseph’s short stories have been published in print and online journals. His short story “The Professor Spends the Night,” was nominated for the storySouth Million Writers award by the editors of Literary Orphans, and they selected it for inclusion in their upcoming best of anthology “The Greater Secrets.

You can chat with Joseph live on his fragmentremix Twitch streams. Learn about his writing process, discuss literature, and have fun as he attempts to operate a 1936 Underwood typewriter. And don't miss Joseph's writing and literature blog, Cryptomnesia.


You can find links to his stories below.

Book Signings & Readings
If you are interested in booking Joseph Patrick Pascale for an appearance such as an author talk, panel discussion, or reading, please email
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